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August 4, 2021

[The Wandering Inn is on its monthly week-long break! It will be back on the 14th of whatever month this is (August?), and after that for Public readers!]   Editor Contest Announcement: I am delighted to announce that the first editor I have chosen to work with from the applications is Navah Wolfe! I will […]

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August 1, 2021

Mythological Creature Fact: The musk of the Demonsoul Skunk, the Balerosian native creature that deliberately sprays its victims to communicate mating instinct across a wide area, can last long enough to be two months old when scented by potential mates. The mating pheromones of the adult female Wyrm can last up to three decades.   […]

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July 28, 2021

(It is the 5th Anniversary of The Wandering Inn, and in celebration (or something), Book 4: Winter Solstice is out on Audible, and as an e-book on Amazon! Also! Diana Gill’s Q&A from the Discord server can be found here!)   When they had first met, Hethon Veltras’ savior had not looked the part. Nor […]

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July 25, 2021

(It is the 5th Anniversary of The Wandering Inn, and in celebration (or something), Book 4: Winter Solstice is out on Audible, and as an e-book on Amazon! Also! Diana Gill’s Q&A from the Discord server can be found here!)   (The Last Tide is going to launch a Kickstarter on August 24th for the […]

Interlude – Pisces (Revised)

July 20, 2021

Trigger Warning: This chapter contains numerous examples of sexual and physical assault, slavery, and various forms of torture as well as suicidal ideation.   Of all the things he had ever heard, the thought that Mrsha believed she truly was a Doombringer hit Pisces hardest. It was far from the most painful thing to be […]

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July 18, 2021

(Side story chapter AND edited chapter are delayed due to…Windows Update. See Author’s Note for details. Blame Microsoft.)   Across Izril, people and things were moving at high speeds. At high relative velocity—like Ryoka expelling the contents of her guts onto the floor as the curse on her added a new layer of excitement to […]

8.30

July 13, 2021

A dream without image or sound was still a dream if you knew you were having it. Each time, he did, and it was a welcome dream. Not a happy dream. Not a…good dream. But not a bad dream, either. So he clung to it. Hoping each second would last a bit longer. Until he […]

Interlude – The Pets of Innworld

June 26, 2021

(The Wandering Inn is on break! The author (me), is also going on my first vacation in…two years? At least a year! We’ll be back on July 13th, 2024 for Patreons! See you then!)   So they left their homes, each one for a different reason. Different species, united by a common cause. To war, […]

8.29

June 22, 2021

Like a great natural disaster, or powerful spell—or simply the clash of armies, the aftereffects, the fallout took far longer than the event itself. Processing that might take days, weeks…years… If you could even piece together the full story. That was the challenge here, for all those aware of the event, even those tangentially related […]

8.28

June 19, 2021

Two words. The inn had waited for them for so long. Two words; a Skill, it had waited for its owner to return and bring magic and time to a standstill. [Immortal Moment]. Yet it was the wrong voice who spoke. The wrong woman stood in the common room of the inn. Her eyes were […]

8.27

June 12, 2021

(The next Public chapter will be released on June 22nd, as the Patreon chapter is delayed. The revised chapter will come up as a ‘double update’ later on, but the story is delayed by one chapter due to this.)   It was time. Enough time has passed. Too much. Time was finite. Time ran out […]

Interlude – Luan the Giant

June 8, 2021

Sentry Leader Ekrn marched through the halls of his village, ignoring the fact that he was tracking mud, blood, and debris across rich carpets or the spotless floors. His…village. Not how he would have referred to it; Paeth, or Paeth’s Tree by the Coast if you wanted the full, pretentious name, was a nation unto […]

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June 6, 2021

On Cinaelu, the celebration of the end of chains was observed by one who remembered why the day had come about. He was far, far too young to remember it, of course. However, the generations of his kind that had passed since the Rebel of String cut her bonds had been far fewer. True, glorious […]

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June 2, 2021

She was so used to moving, fighting, to the bloody now and the next battle that it was only when she stopped that Teresa Atwood realized how much she’d changed. The young woman from London had always thought she could live ‘rough’, that she had some kind of innate toughness from experiences in her life. […]

8.24

May 30, 2021

If you had never heard of her before, well, that was hardly surprising. She was famous, but so were all her siblings by virtue of being born. She was important—but hardly the first son or daughter in her line. In a world where the King of Destruction existed, her fame was very small by comparison. […]

8.23

May 19, 2021

(The author is taking their monthly break! The Wandering Inn will be back on the 29th! The 1st of June for Public readers!)   Ever since Erin had died, every day was like the last. Not the ‘last’ as in ‘the same as every day’, but like the last days ever. The days after the […]

Interlude – Senior Guardsman Relc

May 16, 2021

Hi Dad, Dear Father,   But of course, you could make out the faint charcoal marks. On the actual, neatly rolled-up parchment. A Mage’s Guild [Message] spell would have omitted all of that, and charged ten times what the Runner’s Guild did with their bulk letter deliveries. Twenty times, maybe. Especially for so many words. […]

8.22 HE

May 11, 2021

Ceria to Montressa: Alive. Find Pisces. Ksmvr. Yvlon. Can’t tell where. Teleported. Lost. Chandrar.   Chandrar. The desert continent? How had they gotten there? Where were they? In the hours after the [Message] reached Montressa du Valeross, she tried to contact Ceria nearly three dozen times. She notified friends and family of the Horns, and […]

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May 4, 2021

(I am taking a 1-update break, and will be back on May 11th (15th for Public) due to me receiving my vaccine shot…again…which may be miserable. I will update Patrons if a further delay is needed. Thanks for understanding!)   It said a lot about the person that even with all her wealth and gifts, […]

8.20

May 2, 2021

The Horns of Hammerad were dead. Annihilation struck twice. The world ended. No one had even found their bodies. No one could find them. They had perished, doing exactly what they had promised. An adventurer’s dream, challenging one of the greatest death-zones of this era—a true death-zone, which had defied an army of adventurers and […]

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April 28, 2021

(The Flowers of Esthelm, Book 3 of The Wandering Inn is out on Audible! Grab it here! And please consider leaving a review! Thanks!)   As the last of the hopeless adventurers, soldiers in broken armies, careless wanderers, travellers and the lost who had been trapped here over millennia were finally released, their bodies destroyed, […]

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April 25, 2021

(The Flowers of Esthelm, Book 3 of The Wandering Inn is out on Audible! Grab it here! And please consider leaving a review! Thanks!)   He broke the silence not because it bothered him after all this time, but because he wanted to. Because he craved a response. Part of him thought he’d get one, […]

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April 13, 2021

(Podium Publishing is offering a TWI-embossed frying pan giveaway for people pre-ordering Book 3 on Audible! Sign up for the competition here!) (Also, I am taking my break early due to getting the vaccine shot and not wanting to be under-the-weather while writing. I will be back on April 24th!)   A little girl lifted […]

8.16

April 10, 2021

(Podium Publishing is offering a TWI-embossed frying pan giveaway for people pre-ordering Book 3 on Audible! Sign up for the competition here!)   Among other things happening that week, Grand Magus Eldavin formally led the censure of the Revivalist party in Wistram, in the process co-opting the loyalties of nearly two-dozen powerful [Mages] in Wistram […]

Interlude – Paradigm Shift (Pt. 2)

April 4, 2021

Sound. A quiet sound was playing. Cara watched. This had all the hallmarks of a real story from Earth. A gentle song, without vocals, somehow managing to be uplifting and sad. The half-Elf was the narrator. Sometimes he walked through the scenes playing on the orbs, other times playing the omniscient narrator. His spells conjured […]