Listen, have you ever wanted to hold a cup asking anyone if it’s war? Have you, as a proud alumnus of Wistram Academy, wanted to show your pride to all the inferior [Hedge Mages]?
Are you worried you might get summoned to another world without a protective phone case proving you totally fit in to a Bloodfeast Raider?
pirateaba’s note: It’s got an apron and pans too. You see the great art Miguel made that should be an anime TV show spin off? The merch in it is going to be in the store. Take a good long look. Um…hype? MERCH!