1.01 C

Perhaps it’s just as well the gods are dead. Because as I hold a dying child in my arms, I can’t believe in anything greater. Not God, not heaven—

Certainly not myself.

I’ve always been a failure. It eats at me in the dark times and my happy moments. Before, I had medicine to stop the thoughts clawing at me, dragging me down. But now I see I was always right. The happy times were an illusion.

I can do nothing. I am nothing. I can’t be a hero, I can’t fight. I can’t even save a single kid.

Wilen gasps as he clings to me. He’s still alive. But not for long. I can see it. His spine and lower torso are—

“It hurts. A bit.”

He’s biting down so hard his teeth have gone through his lips. I hold him to my chest. I don’t know what to say.

“You’re going to be okay.”

He gives me the same look as whenever I make a truly terrible joke. It almost makes me want to laugh.

“I’m going to die. But you should run. He’s coming.”

I can hear the Troll thumping towards me down the street. The gargantuan bastard is taking his time, strolling along. I don’t move. I can’t.

“I’m not leaving you here.”

“You’ve got to. I am dying.”

He says it so matter-of-fact, but his small hand is squeezing my arm. I know he’s right. He does too. I don’t know what to do. He holds something out to me. A sword? No—just a knife. A kitchen knife. He must have tried to defend himself.

It falls from his fingers. He can’t even hold it. Wilen is in pain. He’s—I can see the hurt in his eyes.

So I tell a joke.

“Hey. I’ve got a joke for you.”

I say it out of desperation, out of fear. Because he hurts and I want to take away the pain.

Wilen looks at me. He tries to smile and fails. Sweat and tears roll down his face, indistinguishable.

“Is it a good one?”

“You tell me.”


I take a deep breath. I don’t have a joke. But it comes to me in a flash.

“Wh-what do you call a fat [Clown] sitting in front of a Troll?”

Wilen gasps. His face goes a little paler, and he grips my arm as strongly as he can. His grasp is weakening. I look down, and see the blood pooling under the skin.

“What? What’s a…fat [Clown] sitting in front of a Troll?”

“The main course.”

It’s not funny. But he giggles, and blood trickles out of his stomach.

“That’s good. But I don’t want—”

He loses focus for a second and stops speaking. I hold him in my arms for a while, waiting for him to finish the sentence. Then I realize he’s dead.

Behind me the earth shakes and I hear a heavy laugh from overhead. I smell a terrible, putrid stench, and the smell of blood and death.

But I don’t care.

My head is swimming, but my eyes are dry. All my tears run from my heart. Like blood, dripping onto the ground. My blood.

Everything is spinning. I can feel death approaching, snuffling and grunting. The Troll.

I close Wilen’s eyes and move. I stand up. I keep moving. And I smile.

I am not happy. I don’t think I’ll ever be happy again. But this is tragedy, and I can either fold up and die, or move on.

Because that’s what a clown does. I think I get it. We make comedy out of tragedy, and pretend everything’s funny when it’s not. We…

Tell jokes so no one can see the tears inside.

The Troll is behind me. I see his massive shadow as he raises his club. Laughing. But he doesn’t get it. He doesn’t understand true humor. He doesn’t understand anything.

I close my eyes. Sometimes you just need to let go. And let the funny inside you out.

Ha. It was a pretty funny joke.





[Clown Level 24!]

[Skill – Greater Pain Tolerance Obtained.]

[Skill – Devil’s Luck Obtained.]


[Condition – Horrific Laughter Received.]

[Condition – Lesser Insanity Received.]


Oh. Oh.

So that’s what it feels like. It feels great. It feels aMaZIng.

I was right all along. Classes are what we make them. A [Clown] might not exist in this world, but we brought a bit of our world with us.

And [Clowns] aren’t just funny.

We’re hilarious.

Remember when I said I had depression? I lied.




And right now, the world is terribly, awfully, and horribly funny to me.

I put down the small body on the ground and stand up. The Troll stands over me, licking his lips. He laughs thickly, cruelly. That’s not a laugh. I show him what a real laugh sounds like.


It hears me laughing. The Troll’s huge face wrinkles up in confusion. He doesn’t like what he hears. He doesn’t like the sound I’m making.

He swings his club. I go flying. Like a bird! I’m just a clown. I can’t dodge. Why would anyone think I could dodge?

I think my bones break as I hit the ground. But I sit up and keep laughing. Pain is just another side of pleasure, right? It’s so funny my broken ribs don’t even bother me.

The Troll stomps over towards me. He punches me as I sit up and down I go. Whee!

Haha. It hurts! It hurts and I bleed.

The Troll reaches to grab me, and then pauses as he notices the knife in his arm. It goes in and out as I stab.

“Stab. Stab. Stab. Stabbity.”

He stares at me. I giggle. Trolls bleed red! A wonderful discovery!

The Troll roars in my face. Ooh, scary. He steps back and raises his club. A bit too far!

“Aha! A weak spot!”

This time he screams as I stick the knife right into his loincloth. He throws me away and I roll around. Poor bones! Poor flesh! Where’s my healing potion?

The Troll stares at me as I lurch to my feet. He clutches at his groin and staggers away. I’m not hurting him much, but he’s too afraid. Of what? My face? The laughing? Can’t he take a joke?

I take two steps and remember. Oh right. Bones are broken! I take the potion Richard gave me. How horrible it is! What’s the point of getting hurt if you’re going to fix it so easily?

I drink the potion down completely. And then a second. It burns like fire. Healing potions aren’t meant to be consumed so much as applied. Too much, and you’ll suffer. But what’s suffering?

The Troll runs off—well, limps, really. I follow him. How am I supposed to find anyone with all this smoke? I keep tripping over dead bodies. Honestly. You’d think the villagers would clean up after themselves after they go bleeding all over the place.

That’s when I see the Demons. Eight of them, standing together. A group of archers, firing at someone in the distance. I hear a scream, and then the Troll shouts something at the archers as he runs towards them.

One turns her face, and I see a harsh, angular face, dark purple fur, and two ram’s horns. Hey, Eddy was right! They do sort of look like that.

“Wow. She is hot!

But she had compound eyes, and some kind of chitin on her upper body that looks like armor. Mutants. Oh god.

That’s too funny. I’m fighting X-men?


She looks at me. She’s probably in charge of this merry band. And oh look, they’ve got bows!

The other demons vary in appearance as well. One looks like he’s got fish scales, another one looks human except for the horn sticking out of his forehead, and another one is sliming from the arm.

Something inside of me wants to rage out. Something in me is disappointed. Demons? These are just people with skin problems. They’re no different than humans. They work as a team—they fight and kill, and they probably fear and hate us as much as we hate them.

What a crappy thing to be afraid of.

But that’s not what a [Clown] does! My thoughts twist, and my lips do the same. A [Clown] points out the way the world is broken and laughs at it. I’m an entertainer. A funny guy.

“Smile, smile, smile.

The Troll runs past the group of archers, ignoring their leader’s orders to stop or take a bath. And now they’re looking around. Oh my. Did I scare the big bad demons?

One of them looks my way and shouts something. The others raise their bows and take aim, but uncertainly. Oops. I’m in the shadows, aren’t I? Well, time for the dramatic reveal.

I step out and give them a big grin and a bow. First impressions are important. And I must be a good showman.

Oddly, they all freeze when my face comes into view. Why? Is it my winning smile? Something on my face?

“Don’t look so frightened. I’m here to put a smile on your faces. Want to hear a funny joke?”

The Demon lieutenant raises her bow. She looses an arrow at my head before I can blink.

Something rips open my cheek. I blink, and touch at the cut flesh.

“Hey! I nearly died!”

She blinks at me. I glare at her, and then grin as I lick the blood.

“What do you call a fat man standing in front of a bunch of archers? A pincushion?”

I laugh and the Demons stare at me uncertainly. Don’t they get the joke? Or can’t they hear me? That’s even funnier.


Another arrow misses my head as I double over, full of mirth. Whoops! I stand back upright, and spread my arms out. I walk towards them, shouting merrily.

“Come on then! Fire! Fill me full of arrows!”

The archers hesitate. They’ve never seen anyone just walk at them, arms stretched out wide. I grin at the gleaming arrow tips.

One of them fires. This time he hits me in the leg. I stumble, but hey, what’s an arrow between friends? There’s a potion in my pocket. I pull it out of the air and drink it as another one hits my other leg. And I move towards them.

“Do you really think—”

Another arrow appears in my chest and I stumble. But the potion works. I regain my footing and keep walking.

“Do you really think you can shoot a guy with a great smile like mine?”

The arrow tips are seeking my heart. But they’ve missed. And there’s nothing for them to pierce, anyways. My heart’s in my mouth. Get it? Ha.

One of the leather-clad Demons lowers his bow as I draw close to him. He rips a sword out of his sheathe. Ooh, scary.

I wave at him, and smile wider. His eyes are wide as he stares at me. What? Am I that ugly or is it the lack of horns?

“Hey. Wanna see a magic trick?”

He blinks at the unfamiliar words. But that’s okay; I’m going to show him. I flick my hand, and a knife appears in it. I’d prefer a bunny, but they’re harder to kill people with.

The archer isn’t ready for that. He hesitates, and I slash at his throat.

I miss. He’s got a Skill, or maybe he’s just more athletic than an uncoordinated guy with arrows sticking out his chest. He leans back and the knife strikes his armor instead. The impact jars the blade out of my hand.

Oops. He stabs towards me with a sword, and I grab his hand. He shakes me off and tries to slash at me, but suddenly he’s not holding anything. His sword is gone. I waggle my fingers at him.


Then I pull it back out and run him through with it. He chokes, and I laugh as I push him away.

“Now, anyone know where I can find a pencil?”

I hear a shout, and turn my head. An arrow spins me around. That one nearly got me for good! The Lieutenant drops his bow and charges with a long knife in hand.

“Aren’t you just precious? Here, catch!”

I toss the sword at her, and she dodges left. Right into the knife that’s suddenly in my hand.

But of course she’s a soldier! Big, bad, and oh-so-skillful. She deflects the knife and then rushes at me. She kicks me so hard I feel something burst in my gut. But the potion’s still in me, and you know what? It doesn’t hurt that much.

I fall to my knees as she raises the dagger over my head. She brings it down, and I bring my hand up. I catch the blade with my fingers.

“Hey, this thing’s sharp! Mind if I borrow it?”

The long, curved dagger disappears and the Lieutenant gasps. Probably because I just stabbed her in the stomach with her own weapon.

“What, no applause? Your other friend thought it was good enough to die for.

I nudge her a few times with an elbow as she staggers back.

“Get it? Die for? No?”

The other archers charge me, screaming, trying to protect their boss.

“Oh come on. One at a time. Form a line!”

I pull an arrow out of my shoulder and slash at one of the soldiers. He dodges. Ooh, he’s got a knife too.

He should have stabbed me in the face or somewhere wonderfully painful then, but I grin at him as he lunges, and he goes all stiff. His eyes go wide, and I make them even wider as I stab the arrow into his right socket.

“Look at me! Look at—oh, wait. You can’t.”

I need better material. But now the other soldiers are pausing. Their leader is desperately trying to pull the blade out and use a potion before she bleeds out. So I give them my biggest smile to show them I don’t want to hold a grudge.

They run.

“Hey! The performance isn’t over yet!”

I run after them, but I’m too slow. And blood loss and all that. I look down and realize I’m still bleeding from several spots.

“Potions. They just don’t work like they used to, do they? Back when I was a lad, we all had negative AC scores and mages could only cast 6th level spells. Bah.”

The world spins, but it’s nothing compared to the twisting in my head, and the laughter in my ears. Who’s laughing?

Oh, right. It’s me.

But I have no audience to share the funny with? I look around. Nope. Just dead bodies.

Ooh, and one freshly dead Demon lieutenant! She’s trying to drag herself away. Looks like her healing potions aren’t as nice as mine.

She screams when I twist my head and torso down to stare sideways at her. What’s wrong? I even smiled.

“Would you like to hear a joke?”

She slashes at me wildly with the dagger covered in her own blood. I tut and take it away from her.

“Not very nice is it? Now, I’m not a good [Clown]—barely past Level 20, so give me a break, will you?”

I start chatting as I drag her through the dirt and blood on the street. She’s shouting something, but I’m trying to tell a joke.

“It’s really, really good of you to put up with my bad jokes. I’m just ripping off some of the greats, you know? Improvising my act. I’ll come up with something original soon, I promise.”

She spits at me. I laugh, and she tenses.

“Okay, okay. Too real? Too personal? I know. A [Clown] should be professional. Sorry about that. On to the real material! You wanna know how I got these scars…? Nah, just yanking your leg.”

I pull it and she gasps a bit and tries to get away. I kick her in her half-healed wound and she convulses. Then I pull the knife out and shove it in her mouth. Not too far, just far enough that it tickles the back of her throat. Her eyes go wide as I bring my grinning face right up to hers.

“Here’s the joke! All you—you people out there. You’re fighting against these humans and you think you’re the scariest things around. But here’s the funny thing: you’re just killing people like you. Ordinary people who become soldiers. We called you monsters and you believed it. But listen. You’ve never seen a real monster.”

I shove the knife a bit further into her mouth and she gurgles. The whites of her eyes are showing as I bring my grinning face close to hers.

I’m smiling. I can’t stop. Her rough skin rasps below my gloved hands as I whisper in her ears.

“Why so serious? Can’t you take a joke?”

That was cheap. But she still doesn’t hear me. The Demon officer shouts something as I drag her down the street. Towards a burning building. I can hear the horses screaming in their stable.

“Shh. Shh. Let’s go say hi to the nice horsies, shall we?”

There’s a heavy bar on the door. I huff and puff and nearly pull a muscle getting it out! By the time the doors open, the lieutenant is trying to run down the street.

“Hold on, hold on! We just got to the good part! And after you came all this way—let’s watch the final part of the show together, shall we?”

I tackle her to the ground and grab her by the ankle. Ooh, cloven hooves. Kinky.

She kicks me a few times in the face, but I don’t leg go. I’m just watching the stables. Any second now…

The horses inside the stable are nearly mad from fear and panic from the flames and blood in the air. When they sense there’s a way out, they kick through their paddocks and rush towards the exit.

The doors fly open. The horses rush out. The Demon girl I’m holding screams and tries to get away, but I hold her in place.

My little pony, my little pony…something, something, look out for the hooves!”

The maddened horses stampede past us, screaming and braying so loudly I can’t even hear the Lieutenant screaming. She doesn’t even try to move; just curls up into a ball and completely misses the entertainment!

Me? I’m laughing.

The first horse knocks me flat and I hear ringing. And laughing. Another one hits me in the face and my nose breaks. Another steps on my hand. The bones break and I feel the flesh ripping. And I’m still laughing.




It’s morning and the sunlight is bright on my skin before I realize she’s gone. I blink, look down, and notice the blood. It’s all over me. On my hands, my face, my clothes…

I’m standing in a ring of bodies. Not human bodies; Demon corpses. Soldiers. They’re all dead.

Except one. How do I keep missing the last guy? Must be a blind spot. Probably the eye I can’t see out of at the moment.

I turn towards him staggering a bit. Hey, what happened to my body? Looks like someone tap-danced on my skin with a pair of skates.

The Demon soldier flinches as I turn my face towards him. I try to appear composed. Shame on me. I’m at a wake, after all. His. Did he hear me chuckling?

He’s got a strange, half-melted face. Not from any injury—it looks too clean to be a wound. The five bloody holes in his leather armor on the other hand are probably my fault.

“Hey pal. You don’t look so good.”

The soldier bares his teeth at me and tries to raise a mace. But he’s too far gone. He says something as he collapses in a puddle of his own gore. I don’t know the words, but I understand him even so.


That’s fair. Harsh, but fair. I feel at my face. Cuts—broken skin—nothing like how I remembered leaving it. But the face paint is still mostly intact, which is the important thing. Actually, I think all that blood’s started a new layer. How avant-garde!

I look around for my special friend, the Lieutenant who can’t take a joke. Is she this body? This one? No?

I turn over the corpses, but find no horns—at least, not the ones I’m looking for. She’s not among them. I can’t tell if I’m disappointed or relieved.

I’m aware…my thoughts aren’t quite right. I’m alive. After all of this, I’m alive. I shouldn’t be, but I’m alive.

And I’m still insane.

“Heh. Ha. Hahaha.”

Oops. Looks like I was completely right. But you know that thing about the hidden cost and all that? Probably should have read the fine print.

“Tom, Tom, lost his mind! What a shock; what a bind! Ahahahahaha!

That’s how they find me. Laughing and covered in blood, out of my mind in the ruins of the village.

It’s a huge group of people holding weapons. Some of them I know; others are new faces.

I wave at Richard. He’s leading a group of eighteen [Soldiers] and several of the combat-capable townsfolk from a few miles down the road. He stops as I approach, and the [Soldiers] raise their weapons. The civilians just freeze and stare at me.


Richard’s dark skin is very pale behind the faceguard of his helmet. He looks at me, and I can see the whites of his eyes.

I look at him, and he flinches. The others can’t even look at me. I catch Emily throwing up on the ground, and even Richard’s face is far too pale. I grin at him, and he takes a step back.

“Hey. Want to see a magic trick?”


I spread my arms and bow theatrically. I gesture towards the death and destruction around me; the dead bodies and the burned village.





The village is destroyed. Those who didn’t flee for their lives perished at the hands of the Demons and monsters. But the Demons perished at the hands of terrible comedy, and I think the Troll just decided to go back home.

The people from my world wander the ruins with the few villagers, staring at the death as the soldiers collect bodies and stare at me. Actually, everyone stares at me.

My friends—well, the people I arrived with can’t even look at me. I give them my best smile and they just freeze up. Or run away. But the soldiers and townspeople don’t look at me the same way.

They can’t stand the carnage either. But they look towards me and the dead with a different perspective. They count. They see only enemy soldiers, and me standing surrounded by the dead.

They have something else in their eyes. Fear. Fear of the unknown. But hope, too. The funniest thing. They don’t understand what I’ve done, or what I am. But I killed monsters and they think that makes me a good person.


Sleep and waking are the same part of the nightmare. I hear the voice, those dispassionate words that aren’t said so much as projected into my mind.


[Hero Level 2!]

[Skill – Weapon Proficiency: Knives Obtained!]


It’s so funny I can’t stop laughing. And crying.

I’m a [Clown] who kills people. I’m a fat man who’s lost his funny. I’m just a guy who kills people and lets kids die—

But I guess I’m still a [Hero], too. If that’s not funny, I don’t know what is.

Want to hear a joke? A guy gets transported to a fantasy world, becomes a [Clown]—

And stabs people in the face. It’s not funny I’ll grant you, but I’m working on it.


—Already far gone. Goodbye, Wilen. The part of me that still remembers whispers it. Goodbye.

I’m so sorry.



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95 thoughts on “1.01 C

  1. An exercise in experimentation. I’m sorry if you were spooked (or not spooked and just annoyed). If you had the volume on mute, you probably never even noticed.

    At any rate, this chapter has been one of the hardest to write for me. Because I wanted to create an entertaining story, a real character, and hardest, some genuine tragedy, horror, and even comedy.

    Not sure if I succeeded. But I hope I did, I hope you like this, and–

    Yeah. Thanks for reading.

      • I hope we get a Richard chapter sometime soon. The revelation about hero levels being related to doing against-the-odds feats + public perception of awe is pretty important.

        Also, Erin doesn’t seem too far from earning a Hero level…? If they can be earned without prophecy or spell-binding that is. The public perception of her has to be one of awe by now, considering all she’s done. That or a superclass of rockstar when she hits [Singer Level 20!] would be pretty cool. Erin Solstice & The Barmaids travel the continent with their Roadie Runners!

    • I would have suggested a really slow fade-in of the calliope circus music before the laughter. The goal being that the reader thinks they’re just imagining it due to it being referenced in the story.

      And fade the laughter in more slowly. It takes the ear a fair amount of time to start ignoring background noise. The goal is to have people not even notice it until it suddenly stops at the end of the track. :)

    • I have clue if timing was deliberate but the faint laughter started from my beeper just as about I was reading “The Troll is behind me. I see his massive shadow as he raises his club. Laughing.” My first thought is that I’m hearing things. Had to check sound icon to verify :D
      So, job well done there!!!

      Since this is my first comment ever I’d like to thank you for all the writing you do. I’ve been following the story for about 2 months now. I came here from erfworld site and your story about the Endless turn.
      Keep up the good work.

    • Holy shit. That was amazing and terrifying at the same time. Was that deliberately reminiscent of the scene in Homestuck where Gamzee first goes off the deep end?

    • Tom’s POV is awesome. Will like to see more of him. Also, I believe Richard and the others should lose their [Hero] class for abandoning the village.

    • Excellent! It got a real rhythm towards the end! (And the real trick- I have manic-depression, we’ll controlled. And reading this story got me into something of a manic mood.) We’ll done with the flow.

    • Damn I was reading this and started to hear the laughter. Creepy but a nice touch man!! Loving your story by the way! I want more of clown as I’m a huge fan of the joker in the dark knight! More of these please!!!

    • You mother XXXXX, I accidentaly pressed the volume button, and during his fight seen, I suddenly hear fricking insane laughter. Scared the piss out of me, thought I was going insane, so screw you.

      Anyways, I love Tom as a character, wonder if he’ll be insane even when interacting with friends, or if he only goes that far gone during battle.

    • Really loved this obviously you didn’t see the movie but the joker really seems similar to this, well you reference the joker but the spooky one not the terribly depressed into homicidal one

    • I was listening to music, so when I heard the laughter, it was about 10 times worse… until I realized what it was, but those few moments O_O spooky.

    • Sure spooked me. I’m reading this in a pinned tab, so after reading the previous chapter (which, by the way, wasn’t 1.00 C) I opened this one, and switched to doing something else. Imagine my surprise a few minutes later.

  2. Leave a funny typo here! Funny as in ‘funny how I got it wrong’, not ‘funny ha-ha’…

    (Funny readers: Excited Reader, Parker, Ricky, BilboBanana, oliverwashere, Daniel)

  3. Okay, this guy just became cool. Now I wanna see him show up in the main story. Probably the best character in the series. Finally a side character with cool powers and a cool personality.

  4. I have a theory on why the people from our world level up ridiculously fast. What if the people, having done a lifetime of experience with zero levels, come into this world and suddenly the stockpiled XP starts pouring in? And then the only limit is something that triggers it?

    So does that mean that they’re going to run out of free XP soon?

  5. “Sleep and waking are the same part of the nightmare.”

    Very interesting implications in that line, as well as the fact that he’s getting levels while conscious. Between that and the Fourth Wall existing, there’s a lot to unpack from these couple chapters.

    I’d love to see the perspectives of some of the other “heroes” at some point. Someone mentioned Richard – he’d be a good candidate. Eddy would be interesting, too – it’d be great to see how a gamer is interpreting all this.

    Thanks for another great chapter. I think these have been some of my favorites to date, and I’d love to see more of this continent.

  6. I actually saw this as a path erin could take if she had a close love interest to lose tragically. Could you imagine her going on a murderous rampage as a woman scorn with immortal moment? i could imagin her breaking and finding herself in an infinite loop of stabbing over and over and over and over and over… with immortal moment acting as sort of a tsukuyomi effect (Itachis {Naruto} illusion world with his eye) except the slaughter would be real leaving only her standing in the end a broken women amongst a field of corpses.

    So far immortal moment has been used as a tool of catharsis in part thanks to her personality time. I feel it also could be a double edged sword on more heavily lingering feelings to be mentally trapped in destructive or depressing loops.

  7. Wow, if this is lesser insanity, I don’t want to see a greater one.
    BTW, for those who think the “background noise” is broken, it starts at the second minute. Is it supposed to sound by itself, because I only found it after reading everything(I’m using a phone).

  8. damn i didn’t realise there was music till i finished.
    At first in the first chapter i thought he was kind of pathetic, but having read the 2nd half, I love the character, I love the tragedy, I love the broken-ness of it all ? thank you for the chapter Pirateaba!

  9. Let’s just hope he doesn’t attain magic otherwise we might have a Kefka on our hands… Let’s just pray he doesn’t take after Kefka in other ways to. Like wanting to kickstart the Apocolypse…

  10. he, who knew being able to summon items from around you would be helpfull in battle?
    look at you! you have a ultra mega sword of +200 atk dmg thnx for the sword i geuss?

    Really loved the dark humor and horror really great execution

    • Well, he’s on the side you want to win anyway… He may or may not qualify as “good” depending on what way his insanity takes him.

      Also, so far, there’s no evidence about whether the “demons” are actually evil or not… Seems sort of like both sides like to pile on the carnage…

  11. In chapter 2.08 you wrote
    “The Blighted Kingdoms of Rhir, the dying lands locked in eternal conflict.”
    You wrote KingdomS, plural, but isn’t there just ONE Blighted Kingdom, and one Demon Kingdom, which are in eternal Conflict.
    Otherwise, why is Othius the Fourth the only one known as Blighted King, when both of their kingdoms are called “Blighted Kingdom”, thus making both of them “Blighted Kings”

    • The first reference to the continent of Rhir in 1.07 R mentioned that there were once multiple nations and his is one of the last to be left standing.

      “To the east far across the seas, the Blighted King wages an eternal war against monster tribes and demons. His continent has seen war for two hundred years and his is one of the last nations not consumed. Nations send their own armies to support him, but his people have never known peace. Their heroes and soldiers are some of the finest and the most impoverished. He fights a daily war that he is losing over the course of years.”

      I would guess the plural form of Kingdom is used to reference to the many nations that have already fallen to the blight. 200 years ago there may have been multiple Kings, but since then all the other kingdoms either fell or joined forces with Othius’s nation.

  12. Are the Blighted Kingdom, Demon Kingdom, The origin, REALLY the only places on the whole continent of Rhir. aRe these places just so GIGANTIC, or is the continent just so SMALL.

  13. Now *that* is an awesome munchkin. He didn’t intend to go that way, but anyone who can figure out how to turn lame joke skills into unstoppable superweapons is my kind of character.

    Bonus points if he learns how to weaponize his juggling skill and the circus music.

    • Right~?! I LOVE Joke Skills! Joke Classes, Joke Equipment, you know. There’s something about them that I love. I want him to somehow summon a ball, get on it, and roll all over the enemies while throwi-juggling knives at them!

  14. That was really well done, the music even worked for me. This one together with an edited version of the first part(to make it read well without having read any of the inn) would work really well as a stand-alone horror short story.
    If there are any pulp magazine like venues for such tales remaining you could submit it and perhaps draw in more fans for relativly little work.

    • They’re both references to the original D&D where you had to roll less than your target’s AC, not more than it, so a negative AC was a good thing.

      Given the reference to the lower original spell cap, I’d guess this is independent of the goblins comic (which doesn’t mention it.)

  15. Wow, I loved this! Really liked the sound as well, I had just reached the “Horrible Laughter” when I started noticing it, which was very fitting.

  16. I have got to say this is probably my favorite chapter yet! Too bad I was reading this on my iPad and didn’t see the sounds until I read though the whole thing. Although I didn’t need the voice laughter because I was cackling the whole time. Thanks again really well written and I enjoy this story so much

  17. I also like that you got the difficulty of being trampled to death by stampeding horses right. A fleeing horse will generally do its best to avoid stepping on people. Squishy things don’t make for solid footing you know. They don’t like running on bodies any more than you would.

    Which isn’t to say they *can’t* stomp you to death quite easily if they really want to. Just that if they don’t have anything against you personally they’ll do their best to go over or around, so you’re likely to survive unless you’re really unlucky. (Or do something stupid like panic and try to stand up.)

    Of course, if there are *enough* of them, then it won’t matter. In high numbers even their accidents add up to lethal quantities.

  18. First time I’ve ever commented on here. I only found out about this site at the end of May and I read up the current chapter in a day! Anyways, I’m a huge fan of fiction/fantasy/sci-fi and I’ve read thousands of different books in those genres but I absolutely love what you’ve done here.

    In particular, this is my absolute favorite chapter in this story and probably my favorite chapter in any book I’ve read this year. I loved the perspective you’ve given your readers and the sheer amount of depth you have given a single character in the span of two chapters. I would love to see more of this character and of course the other character’s perspectives on him as the story progresses.

  19. So I’m reading with music on, which mostly hid the sound of the laughter for a while, and mean it was well into the madness by the time I twigged.

    And it fucked with me hard.

    Loved it…

  20. This chapter broke mobile with the “hahahaha….” that continues all the way across the screen. :(

    The distance from the left margin to the right is less than the width of the nail on my pinkie finger.

  21. Why didn’t Tom use the healing potion on the kid? On Wilen? Am I missing something?

    Tom seemed to want to save him and to be willing to die. Did he forget he had the potion or something?

    • shattered spine. And from ryoka we know shattered bones wont heal with potions of her legs would have been able to be healed without pisces

  22. Hey good idea bringing a fat joker (from batman) into the fantasy game type world. Love the idea and to think he got a hero level from it as well even though the people are scared of him. But then again who said Heros shouldn’t be scary or liked like most think.

  23. This chapter hit me very hard because I’ve done some of the stuff he did. Namely the laughing when things get to over the top stressful.

    Heck I’ve been sent home from work because I was finding myself physically incapable of stopping when I was laughing even after hours of laughing. Apparently being unable to stop laughing is bad for a job where there is a good amount of social interactions.

    Maybe it’s because I’ve had depression and such (diagnosed by a dr not me) but yeah. I honestly hate the laughing but when it happens I know it wont stop anytime soon.

  24. Oh man… This was so good. I really love how real all these characters are. When you get right down to it, they’re all just kids.

    So far this chapter is my favorite thing in the story. I expected to see more from that massive group of people, but I didn’t anticipate *that*. It was dark in the best of ways, and now I’m rooting for Tom all the way.

  25. So… You’ve kinda created Joaquin’s Joker 2 years ahead of the movie… impressive.
    I have to say that I enjoy your writing very much, but this chapter is simply too good.
    Yes – it’s different, yes – it’s ‘outside the box’, and oh yes it’s so, sooo scrumptious.

  26. So I’m binge reading this story (for the first time) because my husband is out of town and what else am I going to do after I put the kids to bed?
    It’s pitch black outside, quiet aside from quiet noises from the drier and then I hear this laugh….
    No I must be mistaken. I’m the only adult here tonight. And no, that’s definitely laughter. WWWWTTTTTTFFFF?!?!?
    Well played pirateaba, well played.

  27. Aw jeez. I don’t know if I like this chapter much, tbh. As a tragedy it’s not bad, but the “neurodivergent guy goes knife-crazy” aspect feels bad. I was all set up to have my expectations defied, so the Killer Clown thing feels disappointingly cliche. :/

  28. I was laughing just like the audio, I though I had accidentally recorded myself, I was about to check the audio mixer when it occurred to me that the audio would go perfect with the chapter, epic face palm.

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